I wasn’t a massive fan of Loreen’s song Euphoria but she is just adorable.
She looked so happy to win, and has such a cute smile.
Totally found her hotter when I found out she’d spoken out against the human rights abuses in Azerbaijan, too.
The best Eurovision entry to date.
Dancing Lasha Tumbai, Verka Serduchka, Ukraine, 2007
I don’t care about getting a tan.
To be completely honest, I don’t like how I look with one. Which is fine because in order to tan I tend to have to go to a very hot country and lie still in the sun anyway, which I don’t do very often.
Every girl I know gets really worked up over tanning in the summer and I don’t really know why. By all means, tan if you want to. If you like how you look with a tan then you go out there and wear those strap marks with pride. But trust me, there’s no reason to get depressed over being a bit pale. There’s certainly no reason to go out when it’s 30 degrees Celsius in black leggings because you haven’t had time to apply fake tan (which a friend of mine has done).
Ladies, you don’t look unattractive just because you’re not tanned. Sunshine is lovely and Vitamin D is excellent for you, but don’t get sad because your legs haven’t gone as brown as another girl’s. Most people don’t even notice how tanned you are unless you’ve gone over the top with it, TOWIE-style. Let me tell you something. I am a remarkably pale person. My legs are so pale that they shine in bright sunlight. Not once has anyone ever said to me, “Oh God, you’re hideous, but if you tanned you’d be stunning.”
So go outside and enjoy what could be the best weather we get all year in the UK. Lie around on the grass with your friends, eat too much ice-cream and pretend you don’t have exams to revise for/work to do. But if you’re out there for hours and you still don’t have the complexion of Cameron Diaz, don’t sweat it. Kristen Stewart was voted the 4th sexiest woman in the world last year and she’s pale as anything.
Oh, and please don’t fry yourself with sunbeds just to get that “healthy” glow. If you don’t know why I’d say that, click here.
I refuse to wear a shirt today.
It’s hot today. All the boys are wondering around with no shirts on and I want in. I’m still going to wear a bra, but no shirt.
Now, I don’t have the nicest body in the world so there’s a good chance someone’s going to tell me to put a shirt on. If this happens, I’m just going to tell them that clothes are oppressive tools of the patriarchy designed to make us feel ashamed of our bodies.
I watched the finale ofHouse the other day. The patient had bruising around his belly button.
Today I noticed a bruise over my belly button.
So basically I’ve got Lou Gehrig’s Disease.
I’m getting pissed off doing a tiny bit of revision for exams that don’t count.
God knows what it’s going to be like next year when my results will count towards my final degree grade. I’m basically fucked.
Can’t believe I’m actually considering spending £112 on a pair of shoes.
But they look like this
AAAAAAAAHHHHH I want you so much. :’( Why can’t you be £60?
or hitting your knee on something and then it hurts so bad you cant breath or walk. THE WORST.
Oh God, that’s horrible D: And whacking your elbow in that specific place where it makes you feel like you’ll never regain use of that arm.
Childbirth can bring it as far as I’m concerned.
wrongrrabbit replied to your post: I’m putting an end to this kicked-in-the-balls-vs-giving-birth nonsense.Lego man. Lego.
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kidshit replied to your post: I’m putting an end to this kicked-in-the-balls-vs-giving-birth nonsense.
stepping on legos.
These are bastards, as are those tiny Polly Pocket things.
But I’m still going to take my chances with them over the plug. Plugs are evil and they are out to ruin your day.
